Shit's hitting the fan and I don't mean maybe
Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
You gonna wish you caught on a bit faster
When you wake up in a climate disaster
Why'd you let the planet get so warm?
Throughout history, collapse is the norm
Getting tired of saying this so many times
History don't repeat but it sometimes rhymes
Obviously we're sticking to the plan
Burning fossil carbon as fast as we can
We'll be living like animals, eat fuck kill
That's where we're going if we drill baby drill
Do you feel safe in your SUV?
We'll be moving inland for a century
Your house full of bling that was here to stay
Dirty brown water gonna wash it away
Don't act surprised that I'm so pissed
You know damn well opportunities were missed
Temperature's rising sooner than we feared
'Cause you jerked off while the ice disappeared
The rich party on, and try to get well
But the rest get a first-class ticket to hell
While I read the news in my gilded cage
Is it any wonder that I'm filled with rage?
I pee where I'm told to and wear my collar
Just another slave to the almighty dollar
My taxes pay for perpetual war
It used to be a comedy, but not anymore
You drive cars, have kids and eat meat
So don't let me hear you whine about the heat
I told you before, and I'm telling you again
Extinction's coming, it's a matter of when
Our richly deserved but tragic fate
Arrives as our toxins accumulate
The planet will be fine, but humans not
On the bright side, reptiles like it hot
All music and lyrics by Chris Korda