We landed on the moon? No way!
Why? Because the moon is made of cheese
What kind of cheese? Hint: It's gourmet
Here's the truth, but keep it secret please
Moonchego
Who knew the moon's blue?
Moonchego
We could make fondue
Moonchego
One small slice for a man
Moonchego
One giant cheese for mankind
Moonchego
The champagne of Spain
Moonchego
It's treacherous terrain
Moonchego
Studies have shown
Moonchego
You'd sink like a stone
Moonchego
Nothing to see here folks
Moonchego
Space travel is a hoax
Moonchego
With respect to your views
Moonchego
The moon is fake news
Moonchego
Area 51
Moonchego
They're coming for your guns
Moonchego
There's a shortage of Brie
Moonchego
It's caused by 5G
Moonchego
Nothing to see here folks
Moonchego
Space travel is a hoax
Moonchego
With respect to your views
Moonchego
The moon is fake news
All music and lyrics by Chris Korda